The Fuel Attendant and the Professor!!! Lol.......

A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek
state of the art range rover sports.
Professor: guy, abeg, give me full tank.
Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don't speak pidgin, I only
speak
English Professor: Ok! good morning, I currently feel a
profound desire to replenish the propelling of my
motorized automobile. Therefore I cordially request
you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a
sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the
highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of
perambulation to
the
brim.
Fuel Attendant: Oga na play I dey play o, how much
fuel you wan buy?