Akpos the Ghanian Man!!! Lol.......

 
Akpos a Ghanian, jst got admission into 1 of d nigerian institutions, at d 1st day of lecture the following conversation erupts.......
Lecturer(a female); lets bgin by reviewing xum nigerian history, Who said "I shall return to die in d land of my fathers?" she saw a sea of blank faces xcept 4 akpos who had his hand up,
Akpos; "KING JAJA OF OPOBO 1875"
Lecturer; "very good" who said " The land use act will feed the nation?" Again, no response xcept frm akpos "Obasanjo 1976" The lect snapped @ d class " class u shud b ashamed akpos who is new to our country knows our history dan U do" the lecturer heard aloud whisper "GHANA MUST GO" who said d@ she demanded, Akpos; "Buhari 1984" @ d@ point a student @ d back of d class scornfully said "Hmm u think u r smart" d lecturer glared n asked "All right!, Now who said d@?" akpos said "Babangida to Abiola 1992" Hmmmm a student @ d back smiled n said " i dey laugh ooow" Akpos smiled back n said "Obasanjo to Atiku 2001", Now furious anoda student yelled; "Oh yeah!, Eat this" akpos smiled n replied "Indian mistress to Abacha 1998" Now wiv almost mob hyseria xum1 said "U little poo, if u say anytin again i ll kill U" akpos frantically yelled @ d top of his voice "Chris uba to Ngige 2004" d lecturer fainted, as d class gathered around her on d floor, xum1 said "Oh poo, we're in Big trouble nw" akpos whispered "chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose n Lucky Igbinedion 2007" xum2 angrilly said "Dnt ans him he is a fool" Akpos smiled n said " Obasanjo to IBB 2011" Now, d lecturer managed to get up n asked akpos "Who are u show yourself.......... Akpos jumped n said "Jonathan to BOKO HARAM 2012"